Trump Tax Calculator

This trump tax calculator takes the figures you already have and applies the relationship behind trump tax calculations for you, giving bottles of trump premium vodka 🍸, pounds of ossetra caviar 🍥 and dom perignon bottles 🍾 from trump’s tax and your tax in 2019.

What Is the Trump Tax Calculator?

The trump tax calculator takes trump's tax and your tax in 2019 and turns them into bottles of trump premium vodka 🍸, pounds of ossetra caviar 🍥 and dom perignon bottles 🍾.

It is the kind of calculation you would otherwise do on the back of an envelope: mechanical, repeatable and easy to get subtly wrong without noticing.

How the Trump Tax Figure Is Built

Each result is calculated from the ones before it, so the working is fully visible. That matters when the answer is going to be quoted to somebody else and you need to be able to explain where it came from.

The figures are exactly as good as the assumptions underneath them. Check the rates, the periods and the tax treatment before you rely on the result.

Reading the Result Sensibly

A small change in an input can move the result by much more than you would expect, particularly where the calculation divides by one of the figures you supplied. That is worth understanding before you rely on a figure.

For anything that will be committed to, write the inputs down beside the result. A number you can reproduce is worth far more than one you cannot explain.

A Worked Example

Working through an example, with trump's tax set to 10, your tax in 2019 set to 5, the calculator returns you paid... of 0.5, and bottles of trump premium vodka 🍸 of -0, and dom perignon bottles 🍾 of -0.03. Substitute your own figures and the same steps produce the same kind of answer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What do I need to work out bottles of trump premium vodka 🍸?

Enter trump's tax and your tax in 2019. The calculator then works through the relationship and reports bottles of trump premium vodka 🍸, pounds of ossetra caviar 🍥 and dom perignon bottles 🍾.

What does the trump tax actually calculate?

It takes trump's tax and your tax in 2019 and converts them into bottles of trump premium vodka 🍸, pounds of ossetra caviar 🍥 and dom perignon bottles 🍾 using the standard relationship for this problem. Each step is applied in turn, so every output is traceable back to the numbers you typed in.

How should I enter trump's tax?

Use the value you actually have, in the unit shown next to the field. Enter every value in the same unit system. The calculator assumes the figures you supply are consistent, so it cannot correct a mistake that happens before the calculation starts.

Do I have to fill in every field?

Only the fields a particular result depends on. If you leave one blank, the results that need it simply show a note instead of a number, and everything else still works.

Does anything you type get stored?

No. The whole calculation runs inside your browser, and nothing you enter is uploaded, logged or sent anywhere.

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